I'm a 41 year-old police detective.

Over the past 10 years, I've let myself get overweight. Tired. Lazy. Unattractive. Boring.

It was easy--I had an excuse. I went back to school in 2002 and worked my way through a Master's degree from the University of Florida, Summa Cum Laude. Mostly, I carried a full-time course load in addition to my full-time job. And homicide callouts. And court overtime. And instructing at the police academy. You get it. I'm a Type A personality.

While I was busy perusing book after book and researching paper after paper, my ass got bigger and bigger. My pants size grew larger and larger. Meh...I'll fix that later. Well, guess what?

Later.....is NOW.

And, it's a hell of a lot easier putting the weight on than taking it off. Anyone who had gained and lost more than 20 pounds will tell you the same.

This is my journey to lose 35 pounds and compete in the closest thing to the Olympic Games offered in amateur sports. The 2011 World Police and Fire Games in New York City.

I have 5 months to lose the weight and train my body to compete against elite athletes from around the globe. I've seen the records and they're no joke. I'll have to swim faster than I did when I was 14 or 15 and broke county records in Maryland back in the 80's.

No luck necessary. I'm getting my fat ass into the pool.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Have you seen the new anti-gay marriage ads?

If you haven't and you're not prone to convulsive vomiting caused by immeasurable douchebaggery, I offer you the link to the audition video.

Here is the link to the actual commercial by The National Organization for Marriage created with those incredibly talented actors.  I smell Mobius Award...

Amazingly, during wartime- economic meltdown-rueful real estate market-North Korean nuke firing-iceberg melting-global stock crisis-it's the gays, once again, who are at the forefront of the Republican dossier.  Well, in the face of all the hype, I want to thank Vermont and Washington D.C., (surprisingly) who both now recognize gay marriage.  

I'm truly NOT a political ranter by nature, but this kind of shit in the face of the plethora of issues facing each and every person in this country just galls me to no end.  

Okay...off my soap box and back to my soaps.  



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